fuckyeahdinoart:

So that fancy jewelry was maybe a little out of your price range, but how about some life-sized dino sculptures for your yard? Now on sale starting at a mere $39,999.99!

novus-aer:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

omfg

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"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw ."

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“I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.”

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myedol:

Created using 500,000 fish hooks 

Isla (Seascape) by Yoan Capote

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Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds

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